He's Baaaaaaaaaaccckkkkkkk

Tiger has recently announced his long-awaited return to the golfing world, causing a nation-wide debate of how he will perform with the looming presence of his very much publicized affair with his wife, Elin.

Everybody knows the story: Tiger had his 19 or so mistresses, Elin found out and was PISSED, Tiger tried to drive away but crashed into a fire hydrant, she smashed his car windows and his face with a 9-iron, Tiger’s world came crashing down around him.

I’m not here to reprimand him or criticize him for what he did or why he did it. I just don’t understand why people are so obsessed with all of this. Tiger did what he did. Get over it. Tiger’s daily life does not affect me in any way, so why would I waste my time worrying about how many chicks he banged?

What I am interested in, however, is his return to the golfing world in the sport’s most prestigious and most celebrated tournament, the Masters. Tiger, who has been known for his focus, calm emotions, and aggressive play, will be put to the test as he stands toe to toe with the worlds greatest.

Some doubt that Tiger will be able to perform half as well as he normally does. They say he will crack under the pressure from the ever lurking media and that he will not even make the cut to play in the final round on Sunday.

That’s a load of bullshit. We are talking about TIGER WOODS, THE WORLDS GREATEST GOLFER. He has been nothing but a stone-cold killer in the golfing world ever since he appeared on the scene. This guy has had a golf club glued to his hands ever since he was 4 years old. He made his first hole in one when he was 6! Sure, he had a whole busload of distractions and his family life was in shambles, but the man took over five months off and got his life back together. That was a longer time not playing in a tournament than when his father passed away. But do you really think the world’s best is not going to practice at all for 5 months?

I am willing to put money down that Tiger comes out for his first round on Thursday as focused as ever. He entered into the Masters and he is going to play his best to get that green jacket and he will not let anything get in his way.